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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Guess Who's Back in the Houseeeee.

Kids are fucking cool. I enjoyed my week. and I'm going back soon. No matter what you say. Anyways, I'm hungry and I can't wait for summer to start already. PLUS, I got this whole week off. I don't know how, but I do. So let's do something fun.

Like this:

I like Asher Roth.

Mos Def - Umi Says

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Monday, May 4, 2009

Disappearance

I'm going to be gone for a week. I'll be back friday. Just watch this video over and over until I get back:

I'm at Caritas. Good job finding this.

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Batman Strikes Back.

Bruce Wayne takes full control of the "most mentioned list" battle between him and 'he who shall not be named' with a little help from the guys at The College Humor Show.

The Dark Knight...if it were made in 1966.

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Sunday, May 3, 2009

People I Dislike.

The Guy Who Shot Ricky.

The thing that bothers me most about this guy, other than the fact that he shot a potentially college bound Ricky, who was one of the nicest guys in the movie, is the fact that he got away with it! Well, he did get shot, but he should have been the final dramatic kill. He pulled the trigger! Plus he's wearing a Starter hat. I'm not sure why, but that angers me. Even with the understanding that Starter was a really hip brand back then. Anyways, this guy is the definition of an African Booty Scratcher.

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Friday, May 1, 2009

A Week in Review.

What's up. Let's do it.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Alright since the movie is finally out, I can now do an official review. This movie sucked. Well, it was alright. It started out really good, and it was all down hill from there. the CGI was HORRIBLE. And they CGI-ed everything. It was ridiculous. I suggest not doing close ups on Wolverine's adamantium claws if you can't make them look like something other than plastic. Deadpool(Wade Wilson) and Gambit steal the movie. Even though they both have about 10 minutes screen time. Will.I.Am should take some acting classes, and I definitely would have picked a different mutant to put in my movie other than The Blob, but whatever. You can watch this movie but don't expect anything great. Oh, and don't sit through all the credits to see the final scene. It's not worth it. So yeah, it gets three stars, but a very disappointing stars.

ZZ Top - I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide

Fighting

SO, you go to see a movie called "Fighting" and you expect to see some, well, fighting, right? Wrong. There's a total of 4 fights in this movie, and they aren't very good fights either. Terrence Howard acts as sort of a talent scout for this underground boxing ring. He decides that Channing Tatum has what it takes to be great after seeing him throw two punches at a kid half his size. The kid doesn't even get knocked out. But anyways, of the four fights that he enters, he only wins two of them straight up, and I was never really convinced that he's a good fighter. I don't understand why Terrence Howard's character has to sing all of his words and why everything Channing Tatum says is a question. They tried to mix in an interesting background story to make the final fight more climatic, but it feels rushed, and I found it hard to care. Best thing about this movie is the soundtrack...and the grandma.

Hannah Montana: The Movie

This movie was a lot better than I was expecting it to be. It probably would have gotten a higher rating if it didn't have Tyra Banks in it. Actually, the biggest problem I had with it is the silliness. I hate when the main character in a movie decides that instead of telling the truth, it would be better to run back and fourth between two places, trying to act like two different people. Plus Lily should have been in it more, she's the best. Anyways, I'd this movie again. It's almost as good as The Lizzie McGuire Movie.

Observe and Report

Observe and Report was a little bit too dark of a comedy for me. It was funny, and I enjoyed it, but at times it felt empty. I'd still recommend seeing it, but don't expect a typical Seth Rogen movie. BTW, WTF happened to Anna Faris' lips?

Obssesed

This movie is no different from any other Fatal Attraction type movie. It was good enough to keep my attention though. The main character could have saved himself A LOT of trouble by just telling the truth, but noooooo, he decides to be stupid about it. I guess smart people don't make very entertaining main characters. The fight scene between Beyonce(who does a pretty good acting job) and Ali Larter is a bit ridiculous, but whatever. Girls will love this movie.

Crank 2: High Voltage

Speaking of ridiculous. This movie is the most ridiculous thing ever. Honestly. Don't watch it. Especially if you haven't seen the first one. It was fun though.

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Music for Dummies.

Ok, like I've said a couple times already, Blogspot is becoming pretty popular. People keep asking me how to put music on their blogs. I'm sure there's 5107599332 different ways to do it, but this is how I do it. I can not break it down any easier. If you don't get this I'm sorry. Click "Show Full Post" for the tutorial.

You can read the instructions, or just click the pics and follow the red circles.
(Follow these steps AFTER making an account on fileden.)

1. Go to fileden.com