X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Alright since the movie is finally out, I can now do an official review. This movie sucked. Well, it was alright. It started out really good, and it was all down hill from there. the CGI was HORRIBLE. And they CGI-ed everything. It was ridiculous. I suggest not doing close ups on Wolverine's adamantium claws if you can't make them look like something other than plastic. Deadpool(Wade Wilson) and Gambit steal the movie. Even though they both have about 10 minutes screen time. Will.I.Am should take some acting classes, and I definitely would have picked a different mutant to put in my movie other than The Blob, but whatever. You can watch this movie but don't expect anything great. Oh, and don't sit through all the credits to see the final scene. It's not worth it. So yeah, it gets three stars, but a very disappointing stars.
ZZ Top - I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide
Fighting
SO, you go to see a movie called "Fighting" and you expect to see some, well, fighting, right? Wrong. There's a total of 4 fights in this movie, and they aren't very good fights either. Terrence Howard acts as sort of a talent scout for this underground boxing ring. He decides that Channing Tatum has what it takes to be great after seeing him throw two punches at a kid half his size. The kid doesn't even get knocked out. But anyways, of the four fights that he enters, he only wins two of them straight up, and I was never really convinced that he's a good fighter. I don't understand why Terrence Howard's character has to sing all of his words and why everything Channing Tatum says is a question. They tried to mix in an interesting background story to make the final fight more climatic, but it feels rushed, and I found it hard to care. Best thing about this movie is the soundtrack...and the grandma.
Hannah Montana: The Movie
This movie was a lot better than I was expecting it to be. It probably would have gotten a higher rating if it didn't have Tyra Banks in it. Actually, the biggest problem I had with it is the silliness. I hate when the main character in a movie decides that instead of telling the truth, it would be better to run back and fourth between two places, trying to act like two different people. Plus Lily should have been in it more, she's the best. Anyways, I'd this movie again. It's almost as good as The Lizzie McGuire Movie.
Observe and Report
Observe and Report was a little bit too dark of a comedy for me. It was funny, and I enjoyed it, but at times it felt empty. I'd still recommend seeing it, but don't expect a typical Seth Rogen movie. BTW, WTF happened to Anna Faris' lips?
Obssesed
This movie is no different from any other Fatal Attraction type movie. It was good enough to keep my attention though. The main character could have saved himself A LOT of trouble by just telling the truth, but noooooo, he decides to be stupid about it. I guess smart people don't make very entertaining main characters. The fight scene between Beyonce(who does a pretty good acting job) and Ali Larter is a bit ridiculous, but whatever. Girls will love this movie.
Crank 2: High Voltage
Speaking of ridiculous. This movie is the most ridiculous thing ever. Honestly. Don't watch it. Especially if you haven't seen the first one. It was fun though.
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