Thursday, April 30, 2009

Caution.

So, this plan is nowhere near 100%, but just the fact that it's even a possibility is a danger to us all. The summer of 2009 might be the end of the world. Shawn Washington, Cameron Moss, James Riley & Torren Cooke could quite possibly be co-workers. Do you know what this means? Well yes, it does mean that we're going to have the best summer ever. But it also means that after our solar system implodes due to the way-too-extreme awesomeness of our joint forces, we will all have to find homes on new planets. We're already looking for ours.











Kanye West - Spaceship

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Evolution is a Funny Thing.

I pieced that together in about 10 minutes. But I dare you to prove my theory wrong.









Cam'ron - Down & Out

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People I Dislike.


The guy who wouldn't let Truman Go.

If you've seen The Truman Show then I've said enough. If you haven't seen The Truman Show, go watch it right now.




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Wednesday, April 29, 2009

YES.


Mavericks oust Spurs from playoffs with 106-93 win

The Spurs, meanwhile, end their season the same way it started: plenty of Parker and Duncan, but not much else. After combining for 75 percent of San Antonio's points in a Game 4 loss, the duo were once again the only Spurs in double figures.

"The Mavs beat the Spurs," coach Gregg Popovich said. "They're the best team, and that's that."

San Antonio lumbers into the offseason facing questions about where its team, the NBA's winningest over the last decade, goes from here. Along with the flourishes of another Southwest Division title and 10th consecutive season with 50-plus wins, there was also the ignominy of the worst playoff loss in Spurs history in Game 3.









'N Sync - Bye Bye Bye

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Monday, April 27, 2009

Anna Preston.

Blog spot continues to become more and more popular. Well, at least in my eyes. ANYWAYS, Annie literally just made her blog like an hour ago, but I have a feeling it's going to be one of my favorite blogs ever. SO, check it out. But you should maybe probably give her some time to make a few more posts.

P.S. Tell her you think she's hot.








Sublime - What I Got

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Today.

I'm being extremely lazy this week, so expect my blogs to reflect that. I'll get better next week though. Promise.

So like I said, my family left me for a week. Luckily, some very sweet young ladies are cooking breakfast/dinner for this poor helpless young man :).



This is a picture of the world exploding due to the sheer amazingness of me and Rainbow being co-workers this summer.


Enjoy this:









N.E.R.D. - Brain

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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Cruisin.

My family just went on a cruise...without me.


This week should be interesting.








Kanye West - Good Morning (Kickdrums Remix) f/ Big Sean

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Friday, April 24, 2009

This is My 100th Blog Post.

That's right. I made it to 100. Woo Hoo. Now for a look back.

Here are some of my favorite blogs from the past:
I Don't Know What That Means, but I Know That I Mean It.
I Remember When I was Nostalgic.
I Wish I Was a T-Rex.
Slightly Past Em, Like the Letter N.
Music Recommendations.(This is still in effect!)
Happy ShawnWashington's Day!
29 Days of Shawn Washington.
10 Artists I listen to That You Probably Don't but Should.


Oh, Yeah:

In honor of my 100th Blog, I'm giving away a FREE Team Shawn Washington shirt.

All you have to do is tell me why you deserve one, and have some kinda picture or video or whatever to go along with it.

Email reasons/pictures/whatever to: shwnwshngtn@gmail.com

Contest ends May 2nd.












Outkast - Spottieottiedopalicious

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Wait, Seriously?

I almost went to a party tonight, but then I didn't cause the guy throwing it is racist. Really? Are you kidding? It's fucking 2009. Two-Thousand-Nine-Hundred years and your dumb ass still hasn't realized that humans are humans? Alright, maybe you don't want to be best friends with me, but you can't even be within 15 feet of me? Maybe it's cause I was raised in the Bay Area, but I do not at all understand racism. It kinda makes me wish that Aliens would come and attack our planet. That way we'd stop worrying about being from America, or France, or Africa, and just be from Earth. Which is really how it should be anyways. I mean, how ignorant do you have to be, for the entire world to be telling you that you're wrong, and not even care? Just saying.



But anyways. In much much much much cooler news, I GOT HIRED TODAY! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Where, you ask? That's for me to know and for you to hopefully never find out. Just know that it made me really happy, so you should be happy too.










Drake - Best I Ever Had (Remix) f/ Nikki Minaj

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Thursday, April 23, 2009

I Love Shaquille O'Neal

I've been meaning to post this for a while, but I kept forgetting. If you don't think this is funny, then we are no longer friends.











Aaron Carter - How I Beat Shaq

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Cool People with Cool Things to Say.

This a list of some of the coolest human beings I know. Click the pic to see the blog. All of them are good choices.


Cam - Simone

Martin - James

Andrea - Sarina

Dustin - Drue


In other news. My sister's friend took my digital camera, SO, here's a webcam picture of my newest drawing of Batman:










Erykah Badu - Danger

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

It's Earth Day.

That's right. We have to celebrate. Everybody go breathe really hard on some grass. They need carbon dioxide.

Now go read the Lorax.
Congratulations, you've just celebrated Earth Day. Felt good right?









Flobots - Anne Braden

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The Return of Rainbow Riley



It's been a solid two weeks since I've mentioned Rainbow on my blog. I don't know how he plans to catch Batman on the most mentioned list. But anyways, James Rainbow Riley has opened his heart and created a blogspot. It's probably going to be the coolest thing you've ever read. So, check it out. Now. Link.








Jay-Z - Encore

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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

OH MY GOD.

I just stepped outside for the first time today, and it's like 29835973469 degrees. That is not at all an exaggerated figure. This is roughly what it looks like outside:

I'm off to do my best impression of this guy:









The Roots - Star

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Kinda Like a Big Deal

Chef Boyardee is a genius. Let's do this.


Silversun Pickups - Carnavas


I had to listen to this album about 3 times before I liked it. At first I was like "ehhh" and then it went to "hmmm" and now it's ":)". Meeting them the other day has absolutely nothing to do with this rating btw.

Favorite Song: Melatonin


Ryan Leslie - Ryan Leslie


Let me first say that I never liked Ryan Leslie, so remember that. As a producer, he's not bad, pretty good actually, but he CANNOT sing. I don't understand. I feel like I'm the only one that hears how terrible his voice is. Let's not talk about his rapping. So overall, maybe listen to this album if you're in a dancing mood.

Favorite Song: Quicksand


Young Dro - Best Thang Smokin'


I used to love this album. Young Dro is just fun to listen to. When you can understand what he's saying. And the production is great.

Favorite Song: Rubberband Banks


Owl City - Maybe I'm Dreaming


I don't have much to say. This whole Electro-Pop thing just isn't for me.

Favorite Song: West Coast Friendship


Cat Stevens - Catch Bull at Four


I'm not sure how I've gone my entire life without owning a Cat Stevens album. He makes perfect music. I've decided to take guitar lessons.

Favorite Song: Angelsea


ZZ Top - Greatest Hits


Besides 'La Grange' I've never really listened to ZZ Top. Buttt, that mistake will never be made again. I literally love every single song on this album. What took you so long to recommend this Alejandro?

Favorite Song: I'm Back, I'm Nationwide










Clipse - Kinda Like a Big Deal f/ Kanye West

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Sunday, April 19, 2009

People I Dislike.


The Spurs

There's a couple reasons why I don't like The Spurs.

1) They are the most boring team to watch EVER. If Tim Duncan banks in another shot, I might shoot myself.

2) This afro:


3) The fact that this happened:


I don't know if I ever mentioned this, But I'm a HUGE Phoenix Suns fan(R.I.P. our playoff hopes). I can't even count how many times we have been sent home early by the countless flops of San Antonio. I'm pretty sure the people of San Antonio don't even like watching the Spurs. Texans, let me know if I'm wrong. So yes, I'm definitely just bitter. But whatever. I hate the Spurs!









Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

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I Wish I Was a T-Rex

MAN. Today was pretty exciting. Not only did I get to hang out with a bunch of the coolest humans I know, but I also bought some magic cards :).


Ever heard of Silversun Pickups? This is them:

They make music and such. And they just so happened to be at Rasputin today on Telegraph. I'll admit I'm not totally into the band, so meeting them and getting a poster signed wasn't all that cool(sorry guys.) BUT, what was really cool, is that I gave the lead singer of the band a picture, that looked something like this:

(this is almost exactly what it looked like, no joke. I don't know what the random blue thing is)



This was the conversation:
Him: Hey, nice to meet you.
Me: Nice to meet you too. This is for you.
Him: *opens it* oh?(in a WTF voice)
Me: Yeah, see, it's deep though, cause he wishes he was a T-rex, but he IS a T-rex.
Him: Oh yeah, it's kinda like the whole warped body image thing(in an enlightened voice)
Me: Exactly! It's also a good song title ;)
Him: Yeah, or like, the band 'I wish t-rex' I'm gonna draw Marc Bolan
Me: ha, yeeeah(in a I don't know what your talking about but whatever voice)
Him: Thanks, I like this, I'm gonna keep it.

Then he folded it, and put it in his pocket.
Even if he threw it away the second I left, that was the coolest thing that's happened in a while. Considering my friend Drue found the picture on a random table, and since he actually really likes the band, he was too star struck to give it to them himself. And to top it all off. Today just happens to be Velociraptor Awareness Day.

OH YEAH. I also got a Jesus bracelet from one of my favorite people ever. Great Day.










Gnarls Barkley - Who Cares

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What Are You Waiting For?

I sold TWO shirts today. Which means you are officially behind. But don't worry, there's still time to get yours. Catch Up.

White - $15 Black - $20
$5 dollars more if you want me to order them for you. (They ship straight to you.)









Atmosphere - Shoes

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Friday, April 17, 2009

The New 3G Sidekick LX 2009 is Sexy.

Just thought I'd point that out.



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People, I mean...Aliens I Dislike.


Superman

Kal-El and I have a love/hate relationship actually. As a man, he's cool, a bit whiny, but pretty cool. It's the Superman fans that piss me off. Superman is the absolute least heroic superhero ever. HE'S INVINCIBLE(relatively). Superman jumping in front of a bullet to save you, is just like me jumping in front of a marshmallow to save you. It's really easy to be brave when you know you can't get hurt! I guess the only reason to like Superman is because he hasn't grown bored of humanity and destroyed our entire planet just to see what would happen. Way to go Clark.

Oh and by the way, Batman has beat him up on multiple occasions. Do your homework.











David Bowie - Space Oddity

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The ShawnWashington Revolution.

MAN. Shirts just got made yesterday, and people already love em.


Alright, maybe these pictures were photo-shopped. But MAYBE they weren't. Either way, Get Yours.









Rhymefest - Bullet and a Target f/ Citizen Cope

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