People I Dislike.

People Who Now Hate Tiger Woods.

So he cheated on his wife. Okay. So now you don't like him? The only reason people liked Tiger Woods in the first place is because he's amazing at golf. Wait, this just in, HE'S STILL AMAZING AT GOLF. You have no reason to dislike him. I mean, he's always had an extremely dry personality, so don't try to tell me you "liked him as a person." It's possible that you only liked him cause he was black. Guess what? STILL BLACK. Bill Clinton cheated on his wife, and people still love him. Kobe Bryant still gets paid millions of dollars to play basketball, and as good as he is, Tiger Woods is 10 times better at golf. So go ahead, feel bad for his wife, that's fine, but when the next PGA Tour Championship comes around, there better not be any new Phil Mickelson fans.


Atmosphere - Millie Fell Off the Fire Escape

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People I Dislike.

ESPN's Shelley Smith.

Now, I have nothing against Shelley Smith as a person. It's just that everytime I see her I can't help but think "I could be watching Rachel Nichols right now." Rachel Nichols is on that list of women that most people don't think are attractive but I secretly have crushes on. Just like Sarah Silverman, Ricki Lake, and Kari Byron from Myth Busters. Don't judge me. And actually, I'd like to take that back. I do have a problem with Shelly Smith as a person. I swear to Thor, as I was typing this an interview with Shelly Smith came on ESPN and I hate her cheek bones. That's right, I said it. I understand it's weird, but certain characteristics on a person just make me angry. Like the waitress from Twilight's lips. And Tyra Bank's forehead. And Anna Faris' new lips. And Michael Jordan's hoop earring. Anyways, back to Shelly. She also co-wrote Keyshawn Johnson's book "Just Give Me the Damn Ball!" which just surprises me more than anything else. What an awful person.


For those of you that don't watch ESPN. It's this:



That keeps taking away from this:


And now you understand.

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People I Dislike.

All of My Managers.
(Not an actual photo, but I wish)


Well, not all of them. But about 95.7% of them(there's a few cool ones). Maybe it's the shiny gold name tag that makes someone feel 20x more important in life than they actually are. I honestly have no idea, but damn near all of the "higher ups" at my place of work have inherited this disease. At first it wasn't that bad. But as time went on, they just became more and more convinced that they were somehow saving the world. Sometimes they even wear headsets! Headsets? I mean really, you spend less than 10 minutes on the phone per day. And you see how well a headset worked for the shamwow guy. Putting in my 2 weeks notice was probably one of my favorite moments of the last few months. Anyways, if any of you ever reach the point where you get a shiny gold name tag, please realize this does not mean you are now a superhero. The Justice League has done just fine without you.





Citizen Cope - Son's Gonna Rise

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People I Dislike.

The Guy Who Shot Ricky.

The thing that bothers me most about this guy, other than the fact that he shot a potentially college bound Ricky, who was one of the nicest guys in the movie, is the fact that he got away with it! Well, he did get shot, but he should have been the final dramatic kill. He pulled the trigger! Plus he's wearing a Starter hat. I'm not sure why, but that angers me. Even with the understanding that Starter was a really hip brand back then. Anyways, this guy is the definition of an African Booty Scratcher.

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People I Dislike.

The guy who wouldn't let Truman Go.

If you've seen The Truman Show then I've said enough. If you haven't seen The Truman Show, go watch it right now.

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YES.

Mavericks oust Spurs from playoffs with 106-93 win

The Spurs, meanwhile, end their season the same way it started: plenty of Parker and Duncan, but not much else. After combining for 75 percent of San Antonio's points in a Game 4 loss, the duo were once again the only Spurs in double figures.

"The Mavs beat the Spurs," coach Gregg Popovich said. "They're the best team, and that's that."

San Antonio lumbers into the offseason facing questions about where its team, the NBA's winningest over the last decade, goes from here. Along with the flourishes of another Southwest Division title and 10th consecutive season with 50-plus wins, there was also the ignominy of the worst playoff loss in Spurs history in Game 3.

[source.]

'N Sync - Bye Bye Bye

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People I Dislike.

The Spurs

There's a couple reasons why I don't like The Spurs.

1) They are the most boring team to watch EVER. If Tim Duncan banks in another shot, I might shoot myself.

2) This afro:

3) The fact that this happened:

I don't know if I ever mentioned this, But I'm a HUGE Phoenix Suns fan(R.I.P. our playoff hopes). I can't even count how many times we have been sent home early by the countless flops of San Antonio. I'm pretty sure the people of San Antonio don't even like watching the Spurs. Texans, let me know if I'm wrong. So yes, I'm definitely just bitter. But whatever. I hate the Spurs!





Simon & Garfunkel - Mrs. Robinson

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People, I mean...Aliens I Dislike.

Superman

Kal-El and I have a love/hate relationship actually. As a man, he's cool, a bit whiny, but pretty cool. It's the Superman fans that piss me off. Superman is the absolute least heroic superhero ever. HE'S INVINCIBLE(relatively). Superman jumping in front of a bullet to save you, is just like me jumping in front of a marshmallow to save you. It's really easy to be brave when you know you can't get hurt! I guess the only reason to like Superman is because he hasn't grown bored of humanity and destroyed our entire planet just to see what would happen. Way to go Clark.

Oh and by the way, Batman has beat him up on multiple occasions. Do your homework.







David Bowie - Space Oddity

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People I Dislike.

Bill O'Reilly

But not just Bill O'Reilly, anybody who employs the "I cut you off and talk louder so I must be right" tactic(See Dr. Phil).




Hopefully he doesn't come after me.

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People I Dislike.

TYRA BANKS

That's actually a picture of the old Tyra Banks. The one I liked. The one that was quiet, weighed less than 185 pounds and didn't have her own ridiculous TV show.


That's a video of the Tyra Banks I don't care for. The one that HONORS HERSELF for black history month. I mean really? She could have at least set it up to where her producers were surprising her with it or something. "Rosa Parks made it possible for black people to be treated equally in the United States, BUT ME, I was the first black girl on Sports Illustrated. It's obvious who's more important."

I hope you cough and sneeze at the same time.




Young Dro - Rubberband Banks

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