People I Dislike.

ESPN's Shelley Smith.

Now, I have nothing against Shelley Smith as a person. It's just that everytime I see her I can't help but think "I could be watching Rachel Nichols right now." Rachel Nichols is on that list of women that most people don't think are attractive but I secretly have crushes on. Just like Sarah Silverman, Ricki Lake, and Kari Byron from Myth Busters. Don't judge me. And actually, I'd like to take that back. I do have a problem with Shelly Smith as a person. I swear to Thor, as I was typing this an interview with Shelly Smith came on ESPN and I hate her cheek bones. That's right, I said it. I understand it's weird, but certain characteristics on a person just make me angry. Like the waitress from Twilight's lips. And Tyra Bank's forehead. And Anna Faris' new lips. And Michael Jordan's hoop earring. Anyways, back to Shelly. She also co-wrote Keyshawn Johnson's book "Just Give Me the Damn Ball!" which just surprises me more than anything else. What an awful person.


For those of you that don't watch ESPN. It's this:



That keeps taking away from this:


And now you understand.