I No Longer Feel Like Anakin. (This should probably be two seperate blog posts, but I'm away on my Super Secret Mission and it's late so don't judge.)

First of all, Happy Birthday to James Rainbow Riley. He's now a Level One 6 year old, and I could never be prouder. If you did not wish him a happy birthday, I fear the things that will happen to you in your next life. Just saying.


Anyways, I got some really depressing news yesterday. One of the most talented people to have ever lived passed away. I was in the car when I found out, and we literally sat in silence for 15 minutes. I think it's ridiculous the amount of people who hate on him. I understand his personal decisions may not mirror yours, but you can not deny the impact he has had on singers/musicians through out the last few decades. I wish him the best where ever he may be.


Back to Mr. Riley. I am now speaking directly to you, so feel special. I can not tell you how much you mean to me as a friend/brother. I am so excited about living with you this fall that I could explode into a ball of confetti. Not to mention working with you all summer. You are an inspiration. Thank you for being...bitchface.

P.S. I get kids tommorrow. Way too excited.





Mos Def - Umi Says

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One for the Road...

Literally. I'm in the back of a speeding Cadillac right now. Headed up to you know where. I'm not really sure how I feel. Actually, I know exactly how I feel. There's just a few emotions that I don't usually feel simultaneously. I probably spelled that wrong. My phone doesn't have spell check. Deal with it.

But really, Don't hate me.

Since I won't be blogging for a while, I'd like to say thanks to those who read this. I'll see you in August.


I can't post music from my phone, so I'm just going to put the song title, and it will be your job to find the song and listen to it.



Atmosphere - Woman with the Tattooed Hands

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This is my worst cover ever.

But it's my favorite.



If you were wondering, those are my (not so)little cousins. Cute family right?

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Unfinished Artwork.

I hate the fact that marigold sharpie markers are so buddah-damn hard to find. Those white spots aren't there on purpose. Those are the results of my one and only marigold sharpie dying mid-color. Yes, I understand I have a weird coloring pattern. Screw you.

P.S. Yes, that is a picture of Mike Tyson from Mike Tyson's Punch Out.


ANYWAYS, I leave Friday. That's right, Friday. Gone for 6 weeks. Where will you turn for your late night entertainment? Who knows. (I like to pretend that my blog is really important to the world's survival.)




Lil' Wayne - Shoot Me Down

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Thug Story.

Hey, I blog when I want to. Deal with it.


I understand I'm a little late, but I may have a new celebrity crush, and it's not T-Pain.

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I am related to these people.

Apparently they really like hill shire farms beef hot links.

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ASDFGHJKL;' It Came!

I'm way too excited.

Give me a motnh, I'll be good. I swear.

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Wow.

Remember this little studmuffin that Linda Hogan’s been dragging all around the country?

His name is Charley Hill. He’s her new boyfriend. And he’s 19 years old.

“I’m totally freaked out,” Brooke told an interviewer with E! “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

And how does Linda know Charley?

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”
[via The Evil Beet]

Wait, WHAT? Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me I had a chance? I've been looking for a 40-something woman with money to spare who needs some loving. Linda, if Charley slips up, I got you. If not, I'd love to take Brooke out.

P.S. I would rock that Cherokee jacket like no other.

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You're jealous.

I know you are.

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Music from Mars*

Today I was thinking about what lead me to starting a blog. Then I remembered that in the beginning all I wanted to do was post songs of the day, everyday. and then I started adding words. I still try to put a song at the end of most of my posts, but I feel like the music kind of takes a backseat to everything else. SO, I have I plan on making a couple mixtapes consisting of all the songs I've had on my blog. Exciting right? So here's the first one. Click the pic to download.



Tracklist

1. ChromeoBonafied Lovin'(Tough Guys)(4:33)

2. KidCudiEmbrace the Martian(3:35)

3. TheFrayHeartless(4:36)

4. JohnLegendLet's Get Lifted(3:38)

5. CharlesHamiltonRe-Anna(5:50)

6. FriendlyFiresSkeleton Boy(3:34)

7. WaleNike Boots(4:21)

8. FarPony(4:24)

9. QueensoftheStoneAgeMake It Wit Chu(4:51)

10. DungeonFamilyRollin'(4:21)

11. LesNubiansMakeda(4:55)

12. SpectacularSo Many Windows(3:46)

13. JayZSome People Hate(4:32)

14. AmyWinehouseIn My Bed(5:17)

15. JamesRileyI Love Bonas(4:03)

I don't own any of this music. Please don't sue me.

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Thank You Anonymous.

Somebody bought a Team Shawn Washington shirt today, but I have no idea who it was. This brings the number of members in Team Shawn Washington to a whopping six. That's right. We're huge. Get on the bandwagon. Visit my store! Click Me Now.




Paul Baribeau - Christmas Lights

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Nothing but a G thing.

I made a new melodica video today. Taking it back to the West Coast. Cause I'm so O.G.



P.S. I need to shave.

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Thee Skinny.

I'd like to formally welcome Torren into the blog community. If you know Torren personally, you know he is on the list of the top 10 funniest people alive, so you don't really have a choice, you will read his blog. If you don't, the ghost of christmas past will come to your house and eat your children. And now you're thinking "Well, I don't have children, so I'm safe, hahahaha." In your case, he'll eat your pet. And if you don't have children or a pet, then he's just going to spit other people's children/pets at you. So just read his blog.

theeskinny.blogspot.com

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Send Me Your Head.

Karen Schmidt painted me!

Wait, what? Who's Karen Schmidt? So Karen Schmidt is this amazing artist who's completing some kind of crazy art project that involves her painting 300 3"x3" portraits. She has a website set up where she asks people to email her their pictures, so she can paint them. I'm guessing she has some sort of master plan where she's gonna make some kind of genius collage at the end, or maybe she's just bored and hates her wallpaper. Who knows. ANYWAYS, I sent in my picture like yesterday and she already painted me. I love this woman.

Check her website. www.sendmeyourhead.com





Beck - Girl

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YES.

My mother who I love ever so much, just surprised me and ordered the ukulele I've been salivating over for the last month and a half. It'll be here Friday. That's what's up


Now I can be her.






MGMT - Kids

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People I Dislike.

ESPN's Shelley Smith.

Now, I have nothing against Shelley Smith as a person. It's just that everytime I see her I can't help but think "I could be watching Rachel Nichols right now." Rachel Nichols is on that list of women that most people don't think are attractive but I secretly have crushes on. Just like Sarah Silverman, Ricki Lake, and Kari Byron from Myth Busters. Don't judge me. And actually, I'd like to take that back. I do have a problem with Shelly Smith as a person. I swear to Thor, as I was typing this an interview with Shelly Smith came on ESPN and I hate her cheek bones. That's right, I said it. I understand it's weird, but certain characteristics on a person just make me angry. Like the waitress from Twilight's lips. And Tyra Bank's forehead. And Anna Faris' new lips. And Michael Jordan's hoop earring. Anyways, back to Shelly. She also co-wrote Keyshawn Johnson's book "Just Give Me the Damn Ball!" which just surprises me more than anything else. What an awful person.


For those of you that don't watch ESPN. It's this:



That keeps taking away from this:


And now you understand.

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Friday Picture Fun Day.

Alright, every Friday I'm going to try to post a random computer drawing from one of my friends, and try to figure out what's going on in the picture. You can send me a picture whenever you want, just Email Me.



This one comes from my friend Mollie:

This one's pretty easy because OBVIOUSLY this is a picture of when Pee-Wee Herman and Ariel traveled to the Ancient Blue Mountains in Greece to try and find the Rubber Duck that gave birth to all life. Then the Wicked Vacuum of the West showed up, and started sucking up everything in sight. Eventually the Rubber Duck was lost, and so were Pee-Wee Herman's parachute pants. Ariel kept what little clothing she had, but her hair mysteriously turned yellow...because I said so. The moral of the story is, when creating vacuums, never forget the on/off switch.





311 - Amber

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I'm Just Saying.

Drue is really talented. We're working on making a guitar/melodica cover of a song that we have not yet revealed to the world. But you guys will know sooner or later. And you're going to be amazed. Jesus himself will return to earth just so he can hear us play live. And when he returns to heaven he will take with him all of those who have heard our awesome music, and leave behind those who haven't, so that they may dwell in the nothing-ness that is a Shawn Washington/Drue Grahman-less Planet.

So basically, if you want to go to heaven, listen to us play.

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The Gods Think I Look Like Carmelo Anthony.

Cause only the Gods vote in my polls, I checked.



Tonight there was one the biggest thunderstorms ever. Literally. I looked it up in the "Convenient Facts That Aren't Necessarily True" book that I'm currently writing. Anyways, it was kinda creepy. Usually I'm all, "it's just a noise why is everybody so scared?" Then my windows started rattling. I looked outside cause for some reason that's what loud noises make me want to do. There was almost constant lightning for about 45 seconds. Which was kinda cool in a "this is really dangerous" kind of way. Then I went back to playing my melodica, cause fuck the weather.

On Monday I got to speak at this charity fund raiser thing and I didn't really know what to say. I didn't know I was going to be speaking until I got there, and really the only guideline I was given was to make it last 3 minutes. I think I did a pretty good job though. I mean, people clapped when I was done. But then again that's a general reaction so who really knows how I did. I wish I could paraphrase what I said and make it seem really cool so the internet will think I'm a badass, but I honestly can't remember a thing I said. Oh wait, I just checked the "Convenient Facts That Aren't Necessarily True" book again, and apparently I recited something as moving as MLK's "I Have a Dream" speech. The crowd went wild.





Why? - The Vowels, Pt. 2

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Some People are Really Sweet

Tell me that's not super sweet.

And did you notice she said she's buying a shirt? You should too.




Lyrics Born - Callin' Out

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Yes, I Can Blame Samantha.

I'd like to point out that I'm not blaming her for me being fired. But I do blame her for not taking my shift.

When I first asked Samantha if she wanted my shift, she said "I'll think about it." Mind you, this was on Thursday, 3 days before the date of the shift.

If she had of said "Oh, sorry. I already work." or "Sorry, I gotta family thing." or even "Fuck T-point." I would of been fine with that. But noooooooo, she chose to lead me on. THEN on Saturday, the day before the shift, she tells me, "Oh, I took someone else's shift."

Wait, WHAT? You took someone else's shift? After letting me think that you were going to take mine? Even though I asked a million days before they did? I SO blame Samantha for that.


...I'd also like to point out that I'm not mad about it or anything. I'm just saying.

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