Wow.

Remember this little studmuffin that Linda Hogan’s been dragging all around the country?

His name is Charley Hill. He’s her new boyfriend. And he’s 19 years old.

“I’m totally freaked out,” Brooke told an interviewer with E! “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

And how does Linda know Charley?

“I went to school with him. He was a grade under me…Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school).”
[via The Evil Beet]

Wait, WHAT? Are you kidding me? You mean to tell me I had a chance? I've been looking for a 40-something woman with money to spare who needs some loving. Linda, if Charley slips up, I got you. If not, I'd love to take Brooke out.

P.S. I would rock that Cherokee jacket like no other.