The Santa Monica Times.

So, I don't know if you know this, but I'm taking a softball class in school. Yeah... I know. Anyways, I just go in there and pretend like I'm taking everything extremely serious, which is why I was made the assistant coach of the team. No joke. I'm also in a band. No, not Last Name Basis. I'm in a school band, we're called "The Wind Machine." I'm the lead percussionist. Which means while everyone else is trying to figure out how to play Twinkle Twinkle Little Star on their tuba, I'm sitting in the back of the class banging on the bass drum pretending I'm doing the score for a kung-fu movie.

I wanted to "photoshop" some cool pictures of me doing the above stated things but my laptop broke and macs are stupid. This is all you get.