Ohhhh, I Get It!

So, our bodies are 70% water. What controls the water on our planet? THE MOON. We blow up part of the moon so that's it's effect on earths water will change and everyone will go crazy. That's the only possible explanation I could come up with for why Obama just won a Nobel Peace Prize. He's the President of a country that is currently at war. He's the President of a country that is currently at war. I typed that twice for dramatic effect. I don't understand how this happens. Apparently it's a lot easier to win a Nobel Peace Prize than I thought. I still don't get it though, I mean, I haven't been in a fight since like, 7th grade. Why didn't I get the Nobel Peace Prize? (I'm still a gangsta, don't try me.) Obama is like the P. Diddy of government, we're not really sure what he does, but we like him, and we keep giving him awards cause it just seems right. Let's be real though, nobody wears Sean John anymore. Take that, Take that.


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