Saturday, March 7, 2009

DUDE.

That's pretty much all I can say. WATCHMEN was the best movie ever(since the dark knight is not a movie but a life altering experience). If you haven't read the graphic novel, you might want to look into it before you go watch it. Just so your head doesn't explode. The music in the movie is absolutely ridiculous though(in a good way). Tyler Bates is my new hero.

SO. In short:
You need to see this movie, there's fighting, there's sexing, there's blood, there's excellent music, there's a big glowing blue penis. There's something for everyone.

That just made me want to review more movies, click "The Jump" to see them all.








Kid Cudi - Sky Might Fall



Believe it or not, I somehow watched this movie twice. It sucked both times. I did like that John Sally was in it though.



Nobody really expected this movie to be good. But I would have at least been satisfied if it had the slightest bit of STREET FIGHTING in it. But somehow, it couldn't even deliver that. DO NOT, see this movie.



Screw you. I liked it.


Take Madea out of this movie, and the entire thing still makes sense(she's pointless to the plot). But then again, take Madea out of this movie and there's absolutely no reason to watch it. Stop letting Tyler Perry trick you into thinking his movies are good!



This is the same horror movie they've been making for the last 3274627 years. So if you're into that sort of thing, more power to you.



This shit was CREEPY. But I kinda enjoyed it.



Other than this movie it's been a pretty sucky few weeks for movies. Thank God for Mickey Rourke.

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