Yepp, it's raining in Santa Monica. Al Gore warned us this would happen. Global warming has won. But I have more important things than the well-being of our planet to talk about. I really need a new ukulele. The problem is I have no moneys. So buy a Team Shawn Washington shirt. I mean, its practically an investment. You can get tax deductions for it. Look it up. Now, some of you are going to say "I did look it up, and that's not true." And that's why I haven't been calling you back lately. Btw, there's nothing wrong with Victoria(my first and only ukulele) but we all have to move on eventually... right?
This is the third time this week that I've found myself home alone. I mean it's good cause atleast I've been able to get alot of blogging done, which obviously was desperately needed. But at the same time, being home alone sucks. Especially when there's no food. I've eaten way too many fun nuggets in the last 24 hours. Way too many. And it's cloudy today! What's that all about? I expect ATLEAST 100 dollars off my rent this month. I didn't get a house in Santa Monica so that I would have to wear a sweatshirt outside. Do better Mr. Landlord Man. Speaking of Mr. Landlord Man, I have still yet to meet him. I wonder what he's like. Actually, no, no I don't. Anyways, I'm off to do home alone things, like trying to learn how to cook from youtube videos. Exciting.
Especially when it's not even your fault. T-mobile better be doing something amazing for their customers very soon.
Anyways, losing your numbers also sucks because people are stupid. I make a facebook group saying "Hey, I lost my numbers... give me yours." HELLA people join the group. Less than half actually give me their numbers. I don't understand. Why didn't you just ignore the group invitation? I bet they all own Macs. SO, if you are reading this and I have ever had your number, text me it right now. Go!
Especially when it's not even your fault. T-mobile better be doing something amazing for their customers very soon.
