Alright so, recently some people talked me in to watching An Inconvenient Truth. I watched it. ...It sucked. I mean I understand what they were trying to do, but it's just a bad movie. On top of that, Al Gore lies and exaggerates things alllllll through out the movie. All these save the planet people are really starting to annoy me. I mean, I'm all about the planet. But if you REALLY want to save the planet, there's only one answer: commit suicide. Think about it, if all the humans are gone, there won't be anyone left to pollute the planet. Oh wait, all the methane gasses from cows would still be around. I guess we'd have to take them out with us. It'll be great. The world will live on forever. Until the sun explodes.
So, our bodies are 70% water. What controls the water on our planet? THE MOON. We blow up part of the moon so that's it's effect on earths water will change and everyone will go crazy. That's the only possible explanation I could come up with for why Obama just won a Nobel Peace Prize. He's the President of a country that is currently at war.He's the President of a country that is currently at war. I typed that twice for dramatic effect. I don't understand how this happens. Apparently it's a lot easier to win a Nobel Peace Prize than I thought. I still don't get it though, I mean, I haven't been in a fight since like, 7th grade. Why didn't I get the Nobel Peace Prize? (I'm still a gangsta, don't try me.) Obama is like the P. Diddy of government, we're not really sure what he does, but we like him, and we keep giving him awards cause it just seems right. Let's be real though, nobody wears Sean John anymore. Take that, Take that.
A recent email to hundreds of thousands of conservatives exhorted them to "Send a Tea Bag to Washington, D.C. for $1." Other activists have organized local efforts to mail tea bags to the offices of their members of Congress.
It's all part of the anti-Obama, anti-tax "tea party" movement, backed aggressively by corporate-funded "astroturf" organizations like FreedomWorks. But now one of their symbolic protests is drawing attention for the wrong reasons.
Local reports indicate that the practice of mailing actual tea bags to legislators has repeatedly raised security concerns, and sometimes forced the evacuation of congressional offices in anthrax-like scares.
Brian Sperry, a spokesman for the U.S. Postal Service, told the Salt Lake (Utah) Tribune that tea bags in the mail "cause us some concern. ... They could pose a problem if the tea bag is mailed in a regular envelope instead of a padded bag."
Alright so, recently some people talked me in to watching An Inconvenient Truth. I watched it. ...It sucked. I mean I understand what they were trying to do, but it's just a bad movie. On top of that, Al Gore lies and exaggerates things alllllll through out the movie. All these save the planet people are really starting to annoy me. I mean, I'm all about the planet. But if you REALLY want to save the planet, there's only one answer: commit suicide. Think about it, if all the humans are gone, there won't be anyone left to pollute the planet. Oh wait, all the methane gasses from cows would still be around. I guess we'd have to take them out with us. It'll be great. The world will live on forever. Until the sun explodes.
