I mean, I know what it is, I just hate it. I don't understand why people think it's entertaining. If you are a celebrity and you actually do interesting things every other hour of your life, then I can maybe accept that you have a twitter. But for everyone else, I don't care that you're eating Hawaiian barbecue right now, and I definitely don't care what your cat did this morning. "But Shawn, don't you have a twitter? Everyone loves your blog, but I wouldn't say your famous..." to that I say, Shut Up. For your information, I don't have a twitter.. anymore. I tried it out for a little while, I mean, I'm a pretty open person, but I soon realized it sucked. Needless to say, I deleted it. That little Twitter link on the right side does not work anymore. I really don't know why it's still there. Anyways, stop asking me to follow you on Twitter. That goes out to everyone. I can guarantee that I will not follow you on twitter, unless your Shaq, he's hilarious.
Torren's here! Torren's here! Torren's here! This is so exciting. Without Torren I feel as lonely as a widowed trapeze artist with Alzheimer's. And that's the truth... with some cheese on it. Hey btw, Last Name Basis now has a tribute band. They have cleverly titled themselves "First Name Basis". I know, it's genius. They've already recorded their first video but it hasn't been uploaded yet, so you'll have to be patient. Deal with it.
Alright so, recently some people talked me in to watching An Inconvenient Truth. I watched it. ...It sucked. I mean I understand what they were trying to do, but it's just a bad movie. On top of that, Al Gore lies and exaggerates things alllllll through out the movie. All these save the planet people are really starting to annoy me. I mean, I'm all about the planet. But if you REALLY want to save the planet, there's only one answer: commit suicide. Think about it, if all the humans are gone, there won't be anyone left to pollute the planet. Oh wait, all the methane gasses from cows would still be around. I guess we'd have to take them out with us. It'll be great. The world will live on forever. Until the sun explodes.
I mean, I know what it is, I just hate it. I don't understand why people think it's entertaining. If you are a celebrity and you actually do interesting things every other hour of your life, then I can maybe accept that you have a twitter. But for everyone else, I don't care that you're eating Hawaiian barbecue right now, and I definitely don't care what your cat did this morning. "But Shawn, don't you have a twitter? Everyone loves your blog, but I wouldn't say your famous..." to that I say, Shut Up. For your information, I don't have a twitter.. anymore. I tried it out for a little while, I mean, I'm a pretty open person, but I soon realized it sucked. Needless to say, I deleted it. That little Twitter link on the right side does not work anymore. I really don't know why it's still there. Anyways, stop asking me to follow you on Twitter. That goes out to everyone. I can guarantee that I will not follow you on twitter, unless your Shaq, he's hilarious.
