Once upon a time, in a land far far from here- and when I say here, I mean wherever you're currently sitting, or standing (if you're one of those types)- in a land far far from here, there lived an awesome ukulelist, by the name of ShawnWashington. Anyone within earshot of his strum when he played his mighty chords would convert to the Nation of Islam instantaneously. He would travel around the cities, playing his melodies for all those who cared to listen... and even those who didn't. One day, a strapping young lyricist by the name of JamesRiley, was strolling down the very same street that Shawn was gracing with his instrumental display of beauty. As their eyes locked, the mighty Jobrim parted the clouds and shot beams of light down upon both of their bodies. Unfortunately, this explosion of pure energy proved too much for the galaxy to contain and both men spontaneously combusted into balls of confetti. After numerous reconstructive surgeries and months of rehabilitation, they joined forces again at the very same location they had previously met. Together, they made a pact to create the greatest, most powerful, most famed, most amazing, most incredible, most stupendous, most insane run-on sentence ever. They also thought it'd be pretty cool to form a band. They started off playing small venues, such as Hulk Hogan's birthday party, and R. Kelly's annual Kwanza celebration. They finally got their big break when they were asked to perform at the Soul Train Awards. Needless to say, they declined(due to religious beliefs). After a year long sabbatical in which they spent time diligently working on their music, they decided to return to their work... on their music. After years of successful tours, with thousands of groupies, and trillions of fans, they decided the next appropriate step in their band's ascension to greatness, was to create a low-budget MySpace page for you to view. And that, is where babies come from.add our myspace!
