Did you guys hear about that cool new frat that just started in Santa Monica. They're called Delta Eagle Five, and let me tell you... they're amazing. Currently there are only 4 members and a bird, but they are the 4 of the coolest people you could ever meet, and who doesn't like birds? Okay, maybe a few people don't like birds, that's understandable, they have been known to poop on people, steal food, and attack at random, but this bird's different so open your hearts. Anyways, you should check them out, they're accepting pledges now.
I can now officially say that I extremely dislike Dr. Phil. Not only did I watch his show, I watched it live...at 830am.(It was a free ticket and I was promised free gifts, stop judging.) So first of all, they had this super sketch parking lot that was not so much a parking lot as it was a Jewish Cemetery.... I mean that literally. Then we have to wait an 30min. to get in, it would have been 45 if we didn't sweet talk the stage manager. Finally the show starts, and it is one of the most boring things that has ever happened. "Drunk Driving Moms" was the topic. Wait, really? Anyways, It should of been Drunk Driving Mom. Singular. There was only one lady on the show, and her and Dr. Phil took up 45 minutes repeating the same thing over and over and over and over again. I might of fallen asleep if the lady next to me wasn't hilarious. "Ohhhh God, when's this over? She's an alcoholic, so what." On the bright side Adam won a dance off for a free Dr. Phil Mug. Unfortunately that's the only gift we got. One of the producers took our contact info though, they want us back. Professional Audience Member is a respectable career, right? Right.
I am currently on a video game tear. I've won 4 straight games of NBA 2K9 and 2 straight games of the original Mario Kart. Can I be stopped? No, No I can not be. Except everybody's really good at Super Smash Bros. and I've only ever played it like... twice. What they don't know is that for the next few months I will secretly wake up at 4 am and train my mind, body, and thumbs to destroy all competitors with every single character on the game. I will be the Lebron James of Super Smash Bros. and everyone else will be the Kings. P.S. room mates are officially banned from reading my blog.
(I have finally watched all three of the LOTR movies. I'm somewhat impressed. Somewhat. I wish Pippin or Mary would have died, but maybe I'm just evil. Btw, Orlando Bloom is gorgeous. Just saying.)
Anyways, Sam leaves for Denver tomorrow. That is the most un-tight thing I can think of right now. So Sam, I'm speaking directly to you now. Even though you will miss everyone/everything that you're leaving behind(especially me), you will have the most amazingly amazing awesome time at Regis. I promise. And if you don't, there's a couch in Santa Monica with your name all over it. Literally. I got bored with a sharpie the other night. But that's not the point. I love you as much as I know how to, and I completely mean that. I would have gone with you to the end, into the very fires of Mordor. California will miss you.
Hey freecycle.org is the shit. I'm getting two TV's for free. It's the exact opposite of this creepy website. I've posted this link before, but I can't get over how creepy it is. Don't click it. Creepy.
I so suck at blogging lately. But I get free wireless this year. Hoorayyyyy.
So a few friends and I randomly headed down to Santa Monica a couple days ago, just to check out my new home. I loved it. 10 minutes from Venice Beach. Super close to my school. Plus I have a really cool alleyway where I heard a guy say "I got me some bubble bath, I'm a get naked and take me a shower in the water hose down at the church. You watch me." Then he got naked and took him a shower in the water hose down at the church. But I didn't watch. I swear. Really.
ANYWAYS, I've also come to terms with two of my addictions lately.
#1: ICEES This little polar bear has brought me so much joy. I thank Buddah for 711. Coke and Cherry ICEE = Heaven.
#2: AMERICAN APPAREL HOODIES Alright, I may be a little bit late. But I absolutely love these hoodies. I've decided that I'm going to buy every color. So far I have Mermaid Green, Forest, and Cranberry. Oh, God. There goes the rent money.
I'm finally back home and well, it's not a great feeling. Other than meeting lots of new kids and getting to introduce them to things they've never experienced and forging bonds between them and their fellow cabin mates, I also made many bonds of my own. Over the last 2 months I met somewhere around 25 of the coolest people to have ever existed.
I got closer to some than others... but I connected with every single one of them in one way or another. (I fucking love the PT crew. Even if I didn't understand all the rules.)
So yeah, a few accomplishments this summer:
1. I was named Prince of Whales. It's true. 2. I got an apartment in Santa Monica. Big Deal. 3. Opened a bank account. I guess that's kinda cool. 4. Reunited with old friends. Cough Tina Cough Cough. 5. Finally got a tattoo. 6. Found a solid group of friends. PEEEE TEEEE. 7. I was introduced to Nutty Bars. They make the world a better place. 8. Sold two Team ShawnWashington shirts! 9. Made money for doing what I love. 10. Nine just seemed like an awkward number to end on.